You've no veins
You limped into the ward roundLike you were waking from gen surg nights
Ptosis strategically dipped your eyelid down
Your shirt stained with cinamon scone
You had Tramal on your drug chart
As you watched yourself convulse
And all the girls dreamed that you're in a coma
You're in a coma, and
You've no veins, you probably were an IV drug user
You've no veins (you've no veins!), I'll bet you were an IV drug user
Weren't you? weren't you???
You had me several years ago
When I was still in fourth year
Well, you said that I made such a pretty doc
And that you would never leave
But you self discharged against advice
And some advice came from me
I had some dreams they were phlebs who took blood tests
Phlebs who took blood tests, and
You've no veins, you probably were an IV drug user
You've no veins (you've no veins!), I'll bet you were an IV drug user
Weren't you? weren't you??? Weren't you? weren't you???
I had some dreams they were phlebs who took blood tests
Phlebs who took blood tests, and
You've no veins, you probably were an IV drug user
You've no veins (you've no veins!), I'll bet you were an IV drug user
Weren't you? weren't you???
Well, I hear you went up to the CCU
And your heart naturally failed
Then you threw your ST segments up
To see the triple 8 team of the day
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some psychiatry team or the life of an intern
Life of a intern, and
You've no veins, you probably were an IV drug user
You've no veins (you've no veins!), I'll bet you were an IV drug user
Weren't you? weren't you??? Weren't you? Weren't you now???
You've no veins, you probably were an IV drug user
You've no veins, you probably were an IV drug user ...

