Pethidine Pleasure

OK, so much for this one post a day thing - looking back I actually failed on the first day, but that wasn't my fault! It was because I went onto nights and I couldn't tell what was today or tomorrow or just what the hell was going on anyway. Anyways, I was posting even worse rubbish than normal so probably better that I don't try to post daily... on the other hand nobody actually reads this trash so it doesn't really matter! Oh my giddy aunt what the hell am I doing??

Other important things have been happening in my life anyway. Firstly, I've had some insolent 5th yr medical students, who should be studying for their exams, play havoc with my street credit on Facebook. They cheat, they lie... then they stab you in the back!!! What's happening to the youth of today? The world is changing fast.

Secondly, I'm sure some kid on the ward gave me rotavirus. OMG 48 hrs of missery. D's & V's big time!! Started with V's, then soon the D's followed. Then came more D's, D's again and then V and then DDDDDDDDD............. well yeah, you get the picture. Friday was definitely what I'd call a Sad Face Day. Thankfully I managed to avoid the polystyrene cup with pink paedialyte and Mum using a 10mL syringe to rehydrate me. Or worse, the 120mg/kg/day of continuous NG paedialyte, which yes before any smart comments are made, would be more than 13mL per hour.

Anyway, I'm sure I know which kid gave me gastro. You know that feeling, even though you've seen millions of kids with the same condition, you're sure you know exactly which one gave you the bug... oh revenge will be sweet... if only he was old enough to use Facebook... his zombie would stand no chance... mwhahaha....