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The other day, I received a card in the post from this company called Working Style. I've never heard of them before, let alone shopped from them. I have no idea where they got my contact details from. Anyway, the card says:

Is your image in need of a little lift? Achieve the ultimate makeover this winter with cutting-edge prices available for all those who require "wardrobe surgery". Preferential customers are invited to join us for a free consultation with our experienced staff...

What does that mean?? What is this company?? It sounds like a fashion makeover thing. How did they get hold of me??? Do I dress so badly that someone has made an anonymous referral for me??? Have they got the wrong person? They spelt my name wrong but there's nobody in this building with the other name. Since it's free, I'm thinking of going along just to satisfy my curiosity. In the process, I might emerge with a completely newfound sense of fashion! A true metrosexual!!!